Party Palace of Yakima

Over The Hill

WE HAVE A LARGE SELECTION OF ITEMS TO CHOOSE FROM FOR THAT "OVER-THE-HILL" PERSON IN YOUR LIFE. wHETHER IT BE FOR A SERIOUS GET TOGETHER, OR ONE THAT IS FULL OF LAUGHS, WE HAVE WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.


BIRTHDAYS

THE FOLLOWING PATTERNS ARE OFFERED AT PARTY PALACE. WE ARE ALWAYS ADDING MORE SO COME IN TODAY AND SEE WHAT WE HAVE. More...

BOOKS

A LITTLE BIT OF OVER-THE-HILL HUMOR NEVER HURT ANYBODY. WE HAVE SOME PRETTY COMICAL BOOKS THAT WILL MAKE ANYONE SMILE. AGE SPECIFIC HUMOR; EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT OVER-THE-HILL SEX; PMS; AND BIRTHDAYS HAPPEN ARE JUST A FEW THAT WE OFFER.

CANDLE EXTINGUISHER KIT

THIS WILL COME IN HANDY SO THE OVER-THE-HILL PERSON WILL NOT LOSE THEIR BREATH TRYING TO BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.

CRYING TOWELS

THIS IS FOR THE BIRTHDAY PERSON TO WEEP TEARS OF JOY AT SURVIVING ANOTHER YEAR, OR HAVING TO FACE ANONTHER YEAR.

EMERGENCY KIT

VARIOUS KITS TO CHOOSE FROM, INCLUDING: HAIR LOSS REPAIR KIT; CONSTIPATION CURE KIT; FATIGUE FIX-IT KIT.

GAG GIFT PILLS

We have over thirty-five choices. Pills for those who are chronically late, for those who need to act their age, pills to help you remember or to eliminate wrinkles. Check out our wide variety of pills/tablets/capsules, there is surely something there to make that person on your list break out into laughter.
(Warning, not responsible for good moods resulting in the digestion of these pills!)

HATS

A VARIETY OF BASBALL TYPE HATS WITH AGE SPECIFIC SLOGANS; CAUTION SLOW MOVING SENIOR; AND OVER-THE-HILL JUST TO LIST A FEW. WE ALSO HAVE THE "LOOKS WHO'S ---- BEANIE.

OVER-THE-HILL SOAP

WASH AWAY THOSE WRINKLES WITH THIS SOAP DESIGNED FOR THE OVER-THE-HILL CROWD. GENERIC OVER-THE-HILL WRAPPER, OR AGE SPECIFIC. (NOVELTY ITEM ONLY DOES NOT REALLY WASH AWAY WRINKLES.)

SHOT GLASSES

AGE SPECIFIC, GENERIC OVER-THE-HILL, JUST TO NAME A FEW.

T-SHIRTS

A VARIETY TO CHOOSE FROM TO INCLUDE; OVER-THE-HILL; HOT & FLASHY; OLD BUT STILL SWINGIN.

TIARA'S

GIVE THE YOUNG LADY SOMETHING SHE CAN WEAR TO PROUDLY SAY SHE IS "QUEEN FOR THE DAY".

TOMBSTONES

GREAT DECORATION FOR THE DOOR, OR EVEN FOR THE CHAIR OF THE ONE THAT IS CELEBRATING THEIR BIG DAY!

TOOL BELT SURVIVAL KIT

SO THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERSON CAN PARTY, PARTY, PARTY, AND HAVE ALL THE REMEDIES NEEDED TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THE ACHES AND PAINS THAT MAY OCCUR.

YARD SIGNS

LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT THE PERSON AT THIS RESIDENCE IS CELEBRATING AN OVER-THE-HILL BIRTHDAY WITH THESE YARD SIGNS.

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